The Smallest Doll in a Babushka Doll

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questiun:

Send me your name and I’ll make you a mini playlist that start with those letters

All of the clothes I own are unclean and I can’t wash them because it’s too cold to dry them outside and every time I use the dryer everything shrinks. 

long “about you”

1. Are you satisfied with the way your life is right now? no
2. Do you drink enough water? i’m basically constantly dehydrated
3. When was the last time you ate at Burger King? gonna change this to hungry jacks and say like three or four years. 
4. Do you prefer the beach or the mountains? beach
5. How do you usually feel when you wake up on a morning? tired and/or angry depending on if I’ve been woken up 
6. Would you rather take someone on a date, or be taken on a date? be taken
7. When was the last time you wore high heeled shoes? New Years
9. How often do you cry? probs like once a week/every two weeks
10. Ever had a crush on a teacher? so many crushes on teachers
11. Can you wire a plug? no
12. Do you wear socks to bed? sometimes
13. What is currently bugging you? it’s cold
14. Where were you when you got your first period? at home
15. Can you change a car tire? no
16. Have you met more than ten celebrities? no
17. Do you sleep naked? no
18. What was the best music gig you’ve ever attended? it’s a toss up between tim minchin and jason mraz. on the one hand i met tim minchin, on the other i saw jason mraz live and i’ve convinced myself he looked at me during Coming Over.
19. Have you ever had sexual feelings for anyone you follow? yaaaaa soz
20. Do you think bisexual candycorn is hot? why are you giving candycorn a sexuality. i don’t even know what that is
21. Favourite Disney princess? Always Pocahontas. 
22. Favourite city? Brisbane is very nice
23. Can you drive? yes
24. Cigarettes or alcohol? alcohol
25. Exercise or healthy eating? healthy eating. 
26. Favourite and least favourite accents? i don’t have favourites
27. What are you looking forward to? trent coming here
28. Did you play Red Rover when you were a child? uh
29. Are you more attracted to men or women? men
30. Do you like 1980s fashion? no

(Source: fuckyeahsurveys)

why is everyone all up in arms about the cigarette scene now? it was in the book wtf 

(Source: amysantiaago)

The thing about adopting dogs from the pound is that that dog was someone’s pet and what if they’re looking for it and haven’t checked the pound and I don’t want to adopt someone else’s dog. 

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goddessoftheinternet:

a list of reasons i would be the worst girlfriend ever

  • extremely ticklish
  • runs away from feelings
  • also problems
  • bad communicator
  • awkward and shy around people i like
  • refuses to make plans ever
  • sarcastic asshole

lovegame0:

Tennis Players + Rage

Bonus

(x)

(Source: -anaivanovic)

actualucifer:

AND DON’T

FUCKING

TELL PEOPLE

THAT THEY’RE NOT TRYING

BECAUSE HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW IF THEY’RE TRYING OR NOT

JUST BECAUSE IT DOESN’T LIVE UP TO YOUR STANDARDS DOESN’T MEAN THEY’RE NOT TRYING